Ahoy, mateys!
In honor of today, September 19th, being International Talk Like a Pirate Day, I've decided to take a break from the usual talk of toxic chemicals, environmental destruction, and the irreversible damage we've caused to the planet to offer somedumb hilarious environmental-themed pirate jokes!
Q: Whats a pirate's favorite owl?
A: A baaaarrrn owl
Q: Where does a pirate buy his/her groceries?
A: At the faaarrrmer's market (If pirates can buy local food, you can too)
Q: How do pirates fight global warming?
A: By reducing their caaaarbon footprint!
Q: Whats a pirate's favorite toxin?
A: Aaaaarsenic!
Q: What kind of milk do pirates drink?
A: aaaRBGH-Free (pirates say no to bovine growth hormone. obvs)
Leave yourdumb hilarious eco-themed pirate joke below.
In honor of today, September 19th, being International Talk Like a Pirate Day, I've decided to take a break from the usual talk of toxic chemicals, environmental destruction, and the irreversible damage we've caused to the planet to offer some
Q: Whats a pirate's favorite owl?
A: A baaaarrrn owl
Q: Where does a pirate buy his/her groceries?
A: At the faaarrrmer's market (If pirates can buy local food, you can too)
Q: How do pirates fight global warming?
A: By reducing their caaaarbon footprint!
Q: Whats a pirate's favorite toxin?
A: Aaaaarsenic!
Q: What kind of milk do pirates drink?
A: aaaRBGH-Free (pirates say no to bovine growth hormone. obvs)
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Q: What is a pirate's favorite form of energy?
A: Solaaaaarrrr.
Q: How does a pirate get around the city?
A: He's a bicyclaaaaarrrrrr.
Q: What's a pirate's favorite night light?
A: A staaaaarrrrr.
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