By reducing their cAAARGHbon footprints!(Actually, there is a point to the this blog post, the pirate joke was just a freebie.)
Apparently, increased numbers of pirate attacks on ships carrying large loads of chemicals have raised international concerns about chemical terrorism. According to Chemical and Engineering News, last year there were 263 reports of attempted or actual attacks on vessels worldwide. Of these reports, 23 were on chemical tankers and 29 were on product tankers, which may carry bulk chemical loads that include oil. These numbers are exepected to be grossly under-reported.
Um. If terrorism is the only concern with ships carrying 40,000 tons of cancer causing toxins across the ocean, then I'll be dAARGHned.
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4 comments:
Try #2:
What kind of clothes do pirates wear?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrmani!
OR
Q: What does a pirate say when he runs in to his ex-girlfriend?
A: awkwARRRRRd!
Q: Why do pirates read playboy?
A: For the AAARRRRRticles!
Q: what is a pirates favorite beer?
A: PBARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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